pontimus asked: I've come to the conclusion you should make a dictionary of Matthew Leone. I think you're an incredibly talented writer, but sometimes, honestly, I can't get past the 2nd sentence without my brain exploding a little. And don't worry, that is a compliment! :D

hah ,thank you!  it’s gotten worse too.  my wife has to translate for me when we’re anywhere.  restaurants especially.  i’ll place my order and the server will look at her and she’ll say “he means, he wants the black bean burger with the tomato soup as a side, a water, and then he wants to know how much the cheapest red wine is and he’ll take a glass of it, and that he likes your tattoo.  and she’ll say “tell him i said thanks.”  lol